Whoes of a wannabe tumblebeast

Every Christian holiday reminds me of how left out I felt as a kid. I know it’s just an overreaction, but I remember feeling so left out when people would talk about all the candy they got on Easter or how they had a really nice Christmas Day with their family or they’d ask me what I’m doing for lent and I’d be like “nothing?”

scripturespice:

martinfreeman:

"why would you make it gay for no reason?"

why am i gay for no reason? what reason do i need to be gay

biteyourlife:

Yes. Very yes. All the yes :)

biteyourlife:

Yes. Very yes. All the yes :)

fandomsandfeminism:

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

-laughs manically- 

fandomsandfeminism:

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

-laughs manically- 

megthedragon:

My God.  A new element has been discovered: wire.

ender-friend:

ender-friend:

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

question: how do you feel about racism against Jews? I do realize that most are white, and I do not believe in racism against whites, but I am Jewish and I have been told to die because of my beliefs and called an idiot by many classmates, and when I complained to a teacher, I was told that they were just being kids, and she forced me to work with them in group projects. So while I don't believe in racism against whites, I do believe it against Jews, and wanted to know your views on the subject.
Anonymous

ineffable-hufflepuff:

I’m not Jewish. So grain of salt with everything I say here.

1. As I understand, Jewish people even being considered “white” is a fairly modern notion.

2. Regardless of whether or not we might consider it racism doesn’t change the fact that anti-semitism definitely exists.

Hi! I am Jewish, so I would like to add my input. Jewish people consist of an ethnicity not a race (there are Black, Asian, Latinx, White Jewish people etc). It is ethnic discrimination you are describing. I would not call it racism just by the fact that Judaism is not a race.
However, you’re right in that Ashkanazi Jews (this subset of Jews is by in large white but there are exceptions ofc) are only modernly white. This happened after the Holocaust and is really only a prevalent concept in the US. Jewish people are still considered nonwhite in Europe and other Europe-associated areas.
I’ve also been picked on quite a bit for being Jewish but because I live in the US and because I’m white, it is not racism. It’s antisemitism. It is ethnic discrimination.